I’m fine with flying reindeer delivering presents to every earthly child in one night. However, Mr. Clement C. Moore has imbedded some serious textual inconsistencies in “Twas the Night Before Christmas.” The reindeer and sleigh are clearly diminutive: “miniature sleight…
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’Twas the Night Before Christmas: Textual issues
Tagged with: Christmas, Clement C. Moore, Santa, St. Nick, willing suspension of disbelief
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Flipping on Anna Karenina
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Call me names!
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Glockenspiels, not Glocks!
A billboard near me (Knoxville, TN) proposes December 3 as Glock Day. As in: Celebrate this season of joy by gifting your loved ones a major handgun. I do not believe that this is a solution on any micro or…
